He who practices ononism
Diogenes without any doubt
is the ancestor of the pornosopher--
the pornocrate philosopher
who masturbated on the public square
and who enjoyed whoever
was tortured by sexual desire
to satisfy it immediately in this manner.
The widowed-wrist to the antique sage
begot cynical shoots and for 25 centuries
pornosophic sensitivity (or pornographico-
philonanistic ideology) flourished.